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breakfasttelevision:

You can’t help but see these pictures as something dirty, even though they’re not!

#7 FUCKED MY HEAD SO BAD WHAT THE FUCK

I cannot see what #7 is supposed to be??????? All I see is a woman’s booty pls help me

NUMBER 7 IS NOT A MANS BODY. THATS NOT HOW ANATOMY WORKS. THAT IS A BUTT

Seriously idc what anyone says that is an ass. There is no nipple. It. Is. A. Butt.

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Apr. 16th, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 282 Notes

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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Apr. 16th, 2014 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 151472 Notes

Literally me

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shuckl:

zoinks

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faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.

assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.

this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.

homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

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Feb. 01st, 2014 - 2 months ago - Reblog - 129860 Notes

havexheart:

No matter what combination, these are all gold.

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Feb. 01st, 2014 - 2 months ago - Reblog - 158919 Notes

lanatwirl:

selena gomez right now

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Jan. 23rd, 2014 - 3 months ago - Reblog - 39335 Notes

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Jan. 23rd, 2014 - 3 months ago - Reblog - 164645 Notes

godstilldontlikeugly:

lindsaychrist:

jollymermaid:

qveenly:

twelve-thirteen-eleven:

Look at her phone omg

The shoes tho

i loved the 90s

cadet kelly premiered in 2002

everyone knows the 90s didn’t end until about 2004

(Source: whitenaomicampbell, via thatfunnyblog)

Jan. 22nd, 2014 - 3 months ago - Reblog - 247044 Notes

looking up ‘ear hats’ on tumblr Tags

what i wanted

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what i found

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omg

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