my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two modes
gothic english beauty
and insane homeless woman
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This is Bill Jones, a master scientific glassware maker who has been working at GE Global Research in Niskayuna, N.Y., for 33 years. Jones and his team are responsible for creating bespoke glass labware for scientists conducting experiments and developing high-tech materials.
Here, Jones is heating a tube of almost pure quartz to its softening point of around 1,700 degrees Celsius using hydrogen- and oxygen-burning torches. He then shapes the material, which is spinning on a modified lathe, according to the needs of the experiment it will be used in.
without nipples boobs would just be buttcheeks that dont poop
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and thats how i got your girl
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Fun biology fact the color of a boy’s lips is also the color of the head of his penis
I think about this post a lot
now im just staring at my dick and thinking
well mine’s Coral Blue #5
Im so done
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